tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3198460211087859887.post3386463339313055974..comments2023-11-03T03:14:43.155-07:00Comments on Pseudo's Spot: I Just Want to be a MACHO MAN. Macho, macho man. Come on, put a little wiggle in it before you start reading....Pseudohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10430783970802030846noreply@blogger.comBlogger25125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3198460211087859887.post-23393264450954457912008-12-10T07:15:00.000-08:002008-12-10T07:15:00.000-08:00Congrats on your awards, and OMG, your story had m...Congrats on your awards, and OMG, your story had me laughing. <BR/><BR/>I'm so not ready to find condoms in the laundry. Please dear god not for a looong time.Rheahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11027061380778030388noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3198460211087859887.post-58136051471116823412008-12-07T06:39:00.000-08:002008-12-07T06:39:00.000-08:00awesome, awesome, awesome. i can't wait until my f...awesome, awesome, awesome. i can't wait until my first condom fine with my kids...i hope they are as witty.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17584248569655542892noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3198460211087859887.post-75510628828905470532008-12-06T11:24:00.000-08:002008-12-06T11:24:00.000-08:00OMG...I can't stop laughing!!! Of course these th...OMG...I can't stop laughing!!! Of course these things are always super funny when it's someone else's kid. Guess I have alot to look forward to. Sigh.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3198460211087859887.post-7109683217211143202008-12-05T15:21:00.000-08:002008-12-05T15:21:00.000-08:00That was a great story! I just love any opportuni...That was a great story! I just love any opportunity to embarrass my kids and loved hearing about yours.Smart Mouth Broadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12157189992200894945noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3198460211087859887.post-40432269206001660942008-12-05T10:25:00.000-08:002008-12-05T10:25:00.000-08:00Is that your hopeful condom? AWESOME! I'm laughi...Is that your hopeful condom? AWESOME! I'm laughing so hard right now. Poor guy. Sounds like he's going to be the butt of a few jokes for awhile.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3198460211087859887.post-53131417768667189162008-12-05T05:21:00.000-08:002008-12-05T05:21:00.000-08:00I think a spotlight would have been overkill, but ...I think a spotlight would have been overkill, but the way you got him to confess (kinda) is classic. I will have to remember that when my own kid is of age and I run into this. (I better not.) (Do they still sell chastity belts?)Sprite's Keeperhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00790341033920919000noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3198460211087859887.post-14345589999119067432008-12-05T03:57:00.000-08:002008-12-05T03:57:00.000-08:00THat was great!! (And now I realize that after I ...THat was great!! (And now I realize that after I live the the girl HELL, I'll be on to boy trouble!!!Vodka Momhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04734323418017847775noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3198460211087859887.post-56978809342965134822008-12-05T03:19:00.000-08:002008-12-05T03:19:00.000-08:00Oh this is so funny. I can see my husband doing th...Oh this is so funny. I can see my husband doing the same exact thing to his son, really, and he'd enjoy every minute of it.Triciahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06086740613832715808noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3198460211087859887.post-34077056885495163222008-12-04T20:38:00.000-08:002008-12-04T20:38:00.000-08:00I read this earlier at work and spent too much tim...I read this earlier at work and spent too much time laughing over it to get the comment done before dashing off to my next ap...i used to do the laundry at home for the same reason. And your household...full of razor sharp wit all round, must make for a lively dinner table!<BR/><BR/>ps...agreeing with who ever else said it...at least he's being safe...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3198460211087859887.post-85941151633899590152008-12-04T20:20:00.000-08:002008-12-04T20:20:00.000-08:00Great story! Congratulations on the great awards....Great story! Congratulations on the great awards...you really do have a great blog!Lorihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04441204804740501624noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3198460211087859887.post-42777895428557756302008-12-04T17:55:00.000-08:002008-12-04T17:55:00.000-08:00b- you poor thing. I'm so glad I was saved that p...b- you poor thing. I'm so glad I was saved that particular disgrace from my parents.<BR/><BR/>eudea- enjoy them while they are little. 16 is till fun, just a lot more grey hairs as you correctly pointed out.<BR/><BR/>debbie - thank-you. I'm a big fan of sarcasm too. some days it saves the day.<BR/><BR/>moive - febreeze huh? can only imagine the smells that needed overpowering... hang in there.<BR/><BR/>Heather - i would have stuttered when and blathered at her age, but she was reaised hanging out with way too many adults, 1st of my friends to have a kid is why. And whoa!! the saucy goddess in here is way cool.<BR/><BR/>starrlife - ther's nothing like being so busted.Pseudohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10430783970802030846noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3198460211087859887.post-76375160159948097562008-12-04T15:00:00.000-08:002008-12-04T15:00:00.000-08:00That really narrows it down:) Funny story- nailed,...That really narrows it down:) Funny story- nailed,busted-good educational opportunity for Dad!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3198460211087859887.post-42295908097775779402008-12-04T12:34:00.001-08:002008-12-04T12:34:00.001-08:00Your daughter's comment cracked. me. up. Why coul...Your daughter's comment cracked. me. up. Why couldn't I have been that witty at her age?????Heatherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00892293258799500751noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3198460211087859887.post-44241762857481314972008-12-04T12:34:00.000-08:002008-12-04T12:34:00.000-08:001. My housework skills are about the same as yours...1. My housework skills are about the same as yours. Other half (when he's here) is a domestic god.<BR/><BR/>2. I needed to read that story today. Thanks.<BR/><BR/>3. Oh, how I wish I could write and tell the teen Febreeze story. For another time.cheatymoonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06328903955238115971noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3198460211087859887.post-789511324199935112008-12-04T10:36:00.000-08:002008-12-04T10:36:00.000-08:00I'm just loving this post on so many levels. But,...I'm just loving this post on so many levels. But, especially the sarcasm. That was great.Debbiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17480046958714954128noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3198460211087859887.post-2571153042673540912008-12-04T10:33:00.000-08:002008-12-04T10:33:00.000-08:00I think I actually sprouted a new gray hair readin...I think I actually sprouted a new gray hair reading that post (the mother to two boys writes) - smart kiddos you have there!!<BR/><BR/>EmAshhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00084508582913500810noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3198460211087859887.post-33693869740539531052008-12-04T10:31:00.000-08:002008-12-04T10:31:00.000-08:00Hilarious story! And your husband's comments crac...Hilarious story! And your husband's comments cracked me up. Guys!<BR/><BR/>I can commiserate with your son because I too had condoms found by my mother in the laundry. It did not go nearly so well for me. Maybe that's why I absolutely despise doing laundry!Just Bhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13821854495030177925noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3198460211087859887.post-72676021563719846982008-12-04T10:02:00.000-08:002008-12-04T10:02:00.000-08:0024 - ah teens, they really help us get ready for t...24 - ah teens, they really help us get ready for the empty nest.<BR/><BR/>kristan - dishes are my next not so bad thingy.<BR/><BR/>mcewan - yes, so busted.<BR/><BR/>jan - that is a GREAT story. Playboy angst.<BR/><BR/>kristina - Captain Dumbass wil make you laugh. a lot.<BR/><BR/>Mama - thanks!!Pseudohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10430783970802030846noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3198460211087859887.post-24828048677219621622008-12-04T09:47:00.000-08:002008-12-04T09:47:00.000-08:00That was a great story. I loved it!That was a great story. I loved it!Mama Dawghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16056327117924455147noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3198460211087859887.post-48054355316568107742008-12-04T09:12:00.000-08:002008-12-04T09:12:00.000-08:00My husband does the laundry. I hate it.And I LOVE ...My husband does the laundry. I hate it.<BR/><BR/>And I LOVE the booty award. Made me laugh.Kristina P.https://www.blogger.com/profile/16144488639100871226noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3198460211087859887.post-29143429206205234562008-12-04T09:11:00.000-08:002008-12-04T09:11:00.000-08:00Ahhhh...I can feel the teenage embarrassment from ...Ahhhh...I can feel the teenage embarrassment from here. And I relish it.<BR/><BR/>So, Beloved buys The Young One a couple of Playboys? And they get left out on a shelf in the family room? And The Young One's friends find them a couple of weekends ago when they came over for the afternoon? And The Young One stands there and LIES like a RUG -<BR/><BR/>"Oh, those are my stepdad's!"<BR/><BR/>Then he cornered Beloved, and started hissing, "Tell them they're YOURS and why did you leave them laying around like that?"<BR/><BR/>You know, nothing phases you by the time you get to Number Five.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3198460211087859887.post-38820875785591667272008-12-04T09:04:00.000-08:002008-12-04T09:04:00.000-08:00O M G I am dying laughing here!!! A start up kit!!...O M G I am dying laughing here!!! A start up kit!! Oh boy, BUSTED!! What a funny way to begin the day!Pancakehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13793089180808915002noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3198460211087859887.post-70794597479648214902008-12-04T09:00:00.000-08:002008-12-04T09:00:00.000-08:00LOL! Okay first of all, BRILLIANT work on your par...LOL! Okay first of all, BRILLIANT work on your part getting the best, most lucrative chore. Granted I hate laundry, but maybe that's because all I've ever found in Andy's pockets are kibbles he forgot to give Riley. :( I take dishes instead.<BR/><BR/>Also, haha, don't you think your husband was right on and it's your son's "hopeful condom"?? Not to get you thinking about things you don't want to think about, but that was my guess... And hey, at least he's being safe, even in his hopes and dreams!Kristanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04771013578685419826noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3198460211087859887.post-42969999556143682912008-12-04T08:58:00.000-08:002008-12-04T08:58:00.000-08:00As the mom of 3 teens ..... can I tell you how muc...As the mom of 3 teens ..... can I tell you how much I LOVED your condom story? It made my day. And I'm still very sick ... so thank you for the smiles!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3198460211087859887.post-8760080843412798662008-12-04T08:57:00.000-08:002008-12-04T08:57:00.000-08:00First!!First!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com