I’ve been enjoying reading Tuesdays’ Random Posts around the internets. So, finally, today I am giving it go…

I went up to our favorite beach on the North Shore yesterday with Hubs, Daughter, and Border Collie. The Boy opted for hanging out with his friends. Big surprise.
First thing I did was take my beach walk with BC. While walking down the pristine, near empty stretches of white sand,

BC decided to both surprise and embarrass me when he raced ahead, paused two feet in front of two women lying on the beach, and pooped right there and then. Granted, I clean up after him, but still…
On the way back, he did the same thing a foot away from a young couple.
The couple was nicer about it.

I really need to work on BC’s manners.
After snorkeling, I’m getting all comfy in my beach chair and getting ready to read my book. Hubs asked me where I packed his I-shuffle. I informed him it was in the front zip pouch of the beach bag. Since he was getting his (and mine was right there next to it) I extended my hand, palm up, for him to pass me my I-shuffle.
Hubs looked at my hand and said, “What?”
“Hello… I-shuffle please.”
To which he surprised me with this response, “Follow the man rules and ask out loud for what you want. We men don’t read minds, as much as you women think we should.”
What the fuck has he been watching?
Man rules???
We almost lost BC to the horizon. He likes to swim in and check on me when I’m snorkeling. But he wasn’t keeping tab so good. He swam out to a lady on a boogey board, and when he realized it wasn’t me, he just kept going, on and out towards the horizon. Hubs had to call him back.
I happened to look up from where I was to see my dog swimming about 20 yards out. Later, on the beach, Hubs told me my dog almost swam to my homeland – California.
Daughter rolled her eyes and informed her dad that since we were on the North Shore, BC was heading toward Alaska.

We stopped in Hali’ewa for Mexican food at
Cholo’s where you can sit outside with the dog. Our table faced some shrubbery and a crew of kamikaze sparrows were focused on our chips sans salsa.
Twice they tried to dive onto the table and steal a chip.

I was more worried about the cocktails.
Birds really freak out Daughter and so she asked her father to get rid of them.
Instead, he did this.
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