Last three weeks of school. Students have finished reading the The Crucible and are working in groups to produce a skit for the class.
It is Day Two and the task sheet requires the group members to decide on interpretation, costumes, props, and set layout.
Ms. Psuedo is sitting at her desk, going through the task sheets from the previous class while listening in on the tables and their conversations.
Table Three erupts into a cacophony of chaos. Athletic male student pushes his chair back, stands up, and firmly makes his unequivocal statement.
I’m not bringing no Chuckie doll to class. NO WAY!!
Female surfer/lifeguard student is grinning ear to ear.
I said I’d bring him. A Chuckie doll for the poppet. It’s an awesome idea.
NO WAY!!! No one is bringing a Chuckie doll.
Assistant teacher goes to the table and asks if she can be of assistance. Do the students need help working things out?
Freaked out, bigger than a house, male student blathers on about butcher knife wielding creepy dolls blah blah blah.
Meanwhile female student catches Ms. Pseudo’s eye and sees the twinkle. Oops Ms. Pseudo.
Male student huffs and puffs and starts to settle back into seat.
Female surfer/lifeguard student eyes Ms. Pseudo and the rest of the kids at the table. She waits until he is seated. Then she turns to the boy with a creepy shit eating grin and shrills,
HI!! I’m Chuckie!! Wanna play??!!
Ha ha! that's a great story! : )
As someone who has always been a bit freaked out by dolls I can sympathise (a little). That lifeguard student sounds like a genius.
so do I !
I have to say that Chuckie totally freaks me out! *shudder*
Now are you going to be the one who brings Chuckie to class to scare the kid or his friend? :p
Tell him I'm Bride of Chucky, wanna play with me?
Love a little window into your classroom.
btw, first i went to Ann's Rants and left you a comment; then another one at Captain Dumbasses...watch out, Hawaii Girl...just watch out...
Ya a bit creepy... but I wish I could hav been a fly on the wall.. lol
Bless his heart!
Hahaha!!! Big tough guy, scared of a dollie.
Dude, Chuckie IS creepy!
HATE scary movies!! NEVER watched ANY Chuckie movies. Can TOTALLY relate!
That said; I LIKE that girl! She geta a A in my book:)
rofl--it's all funny. the fact that he's scared of chuckie (albeit that is one freaky doll) and that the girl totally has his #. i'll be curious to see how far the girl pushes this one : ) he he he
ROFLMAO! I love your surfer girl student. She rocks, and you can tell her I said so.
I could never be a teacher. I would have so much fun playing into something like this that no work would ever get done!
You're awesome because I know exactly what you were thinking!
I gave you a couple of awards to add to your list, so come by and pick them up when you get a chance.
That is a scary doll and face. I was scared to stop by and glad I did. What a funny story.
Love that girl!
Actually, I'd play with Chuckie today, if he'd let me. I'm having 'abortions' all over the place according to Internet Explorer and can't access most people's blogs. No one will let me play today!
I'm buying a new damn computer tomorrow!
I've gotta be honest--I'm with freaked out, bigger than a house male student. Chuckie freaks me out! If students were talking about bringing in a Chuckie doll for a presentation in my class, I think I'd have to nix that idea.
I have to admit, Chuckie freaks me out too.
Still...it was funny.
That was great. I heart female surfer/lifeguard student. My kids live in fear of Chuckie and that's just from seeing him on random previews or on the box at the video store. If I were a different kind of mom I might use that to my advantage, unfortunately it's me that has to deal with the predawn nightmares and I, for one, value my sleep. ;)
I love that student! And I love that you would let her prank that boy.
I like that they noticed you. Amazing what we observe in our kids when we're silent. Great fodder for stories, also.
I like lifeguard girl.
I'm with the big, athletic guy - freaky.
mom. chuckie is SCARY!
You're bad. LOL
Chuckie and stories like this totally freak me out. I'm a sissy.
Shit! I had forgotten about chucky! but not now, thank yoU! Now I'm not going to be able to sleep!!!
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